An ode to the bird-brained idiots
If you win this competition, what would you do with the prize money?
I would give the money to the poverty line, because orphanages are important because it is very important that children have a good bringing up.
Not me, some doofus who was one of the contestants in the recently-held Gladrags Model something, I'm sorry, I don't even remember the name of the show. Please, please tell me, such idiots exist only on television. Maane, what the hell was he even thinking? The point that I want to make is that most of these ambitious wannabes are born with -ve IQ. The only reason they don't believe in brain power is coz it's not something they can flex like their muscules. And to top that, when these idiots start talking moral, I feel like giving each of them one tight slap!
I mean, would they even know how to spell moral? I don't think so...
I know of an equal measure of girls who are all just like that...can't think beyond their lipsticks and mascaras. For them, the president of the country is still Venkatraman and pneumonia is spelled with a 'n'.
I really have no patience with such bird-brains. However, the irony of the situation is that since they and their ilk are the once who make news, everytime there is anything worth reporting, one has to run to them for a quote. Like this huge national daily had the views of Priyanka Chopra, Kareena Kapoor on this year's national budget. I mean, for God's sake, would they even know what is a financial year? I could die of disgust :(
Listen, whatever happened to the intelligensia in this country???
I would give the money to the poverty line, because orphanages are important because it is very important that children have a good bringing up.
Not me, some doofus who was one of the contestants in the recently-held Gladrags Model something, I'm sorry, I don't even remember the name of the show. Please, please tell me, such idiots exist only on television. Maane, what the hell was he even thinking? The point that I want to make is that most of these ambitious wannabes are born with -ve IQ. The only reason they don't believe in brain power is coz it's not something they can flex like their muscules. And to top that, when these idiots start talking moral, I feel like giving each of them one tight slap!
I mean, would they even know how to spell moral? I don't think so...
I know of an equal measure of girls who are all just like that...can't think beyond their lipsticks and mascaras. For them, the president of the country is still Venkatraman and pneumonia is spelled with a 'n'.
I really have no patience with such bird-brains. However, the irony of the situation is that since they and their ilk are the once who make news, everytime there is anything worth reporting, one has to run to them for a quote. Like this huge national daily had the views of Priyanka Chopra, Kareena Kapoor on this year's national budget. I mean, for God's sake, would they even know what is a financial year? I could die of disgust :(
Listen, whatever happened to the intelligensia in this country???
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You tuned in to the Gladrags contest to find proof of the intelligentsia's existence? Hmmmmm....that is certainly worrying, because it means that the contestants were so pathetic in the looks department that you started speculating about their brains (or lack of).
You know before they had the celebrity boom they used to ask paanwallahs and housewives what they thought of the budget. It isn't so different.
Thalassa_mikra: Lol, that too! I just don't want to get started on looks, like you said, almost as non-existant as the brains :)
as if u need to go to a newspaper office to see and feel intelligensia...... at gladrags people are good looking... you know what i mean?.... at least they are good at the work assigned to them... look pretty and smile... what about the rest of the losers who neways... are pea sized brains... in professions which form mass opinions?.....
a bit much to expect, na? intelligence from a model? they probably thing that liftmen are the best suited to raise children because they're so experienced in bringing up people.
IG: Looks like you haven't had good experiences, some of the people that I've met in journalism have been awe-inspiring, and no they are not few and far between...you just haven't run into them yet
Nish: Can't stop laughing at that one ;)
Intelligentsia, eh? Maybe they blog? ;-)
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